Busty girls jokes

Busty girls jokes

Just wanted to share this jokes with you. We all love busty girls, so adding some funny lines would make us enjoy boobs in a different way… at least today.. some are funny, others not so much.

Short jokes

What do electric train sets and women’s breasts have in common? They’re both intended for children, but it’s fathers who play with them.

Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

Why is the Wonder Bra called a Wonder Bra? Because when she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Longer jokes

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman looked puzzled. “Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked.

“Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere”

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A farmer says to his wife: “If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!”

Wife replies: “If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!”

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger “units” than his dad.
His mother replied, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.” Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”

Note: fuck local milfs

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WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…

..can get a taxi on the worst days

..make jogging a spectator sport

..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

..always float better

..know where to look first for lost earrings

..rarely lack for a slow dance partner

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